Driver: Hi! How are you tonight?
Me: Good, how are you?
Driver: I’m 1000% better than I was last night!
Me: Wow! Really? Why?
Driver: Well two weeks ago I went to bed…if you’re interested I’ll tell you my story…
Me: Of course!
Driver: Well two weeks ago I went to bed and I laid down on my left side, I started feeling all dizzy. On my right side no, but my left side so dizzy. I think it’s called vertigo…
Me: Wow, yikes!
Driver: So I ran to the pharmacist because I thought maybe I was having a heart attack…but no, my blood pressure was fine.
Driver: So I went to the doctor and he looked in my ear and I had an ear infection and ear wax! So he gave me some drops…
Me: That’s good! Ear infections are bad! I get wax buildup too, it’s bad.
Driver: So then I had this head pain…
Me: Oh no! Like a migraine?
Driver: No, like…I don’t know how to say it…like my head is empty…(laughs)
Me: (Laughs) Oh that’s not good!
Driver: No! So I went and had my ears…well they put a thing in and lit the end on fire…
Driver: Yeah candling! There was so much wax (holds up fingers to show how much wax). And my head feels better!
Me: Oh no, I think that’s not real. I think it’s a scam…you should have your doctor clear the wax out for you. They use this big metal syringe and fill it with water and shoot the water into your ear. It’s not very nice, but it works!
Driver: It’s a scam? No! I don’t think so! (Looks weirded out)
Me: Yeah I used to do it, but then I found out it was a scam!
Me: Did you ask your doctor?
Driver: Yeah. And my naturopath.
Me: (Internal sigh) Oh, well I could be misinformed, I’ll ask my doctor, but I’m pretty sure it’s not real.
Driver: (Shakes his head)
Driver: Well I was on Facebook the other day and I saw something about India…you know they were going to hang a prisoner.
Driver: Yeah he was a criminal, so he was going to hang…that’s what they do there.
Driver: Yeah, so they asked if they could do an experiment and the government said yes, so they took him and said instead of hanging, they were going to kill him with a cobra. And they showed him a cobra. Then they blindfolded him, because that’s what they do when they hang you, and they took two needles…they wanted it to feel like a cobra bite and they ‘bit’ him. Then guess what? He died! And they found cobra poison in his blood!
Ben: (Quietly) Maybe he had a heart attack.
Me: (Louder) Maybe he had a heart attack!
Driver: No! But they found cobra poison in his blood!
Me: Well maybe he got bit by a snake earlier!
Me: I don’t think people just randomly have snake venom in their blood without getting bitten.
Driver: Well the body had lots of things in it, so maybe…
Me: Probably not venom…we would be in trouble if we were just walking around with venom in our blood!
Driver: (Laughs) Yeah…
Me: I’m surprised the government let them do that experiment.
Driver: Oh you can do anything you want in India. The government doesn’t care, they just want to get rich and for their friends to get rich.
Me: That’s kind of scary.
Me: Is that where you’re from? India?
Me: Oh cool, how long have you been here.?
Driver: 25 years.
Me: Oh, a long time then! Do you like it better in India or here in Canada?
Driver: Oh here of course. It’s much better here.
Me: Do you ever visit India?
Driver: Oh yes I went last month. We visited my wife’s brother…
Long silence, Ben and I talk amoungst ourselves.
Driver: (Eventually) You talk about scams, you can’t trust anybody you know…you know even Volkswagen scams people!
Me: I know, it’s very hard to trust people, you have to be so careful. Oh! It’s a right up here and just drop us on the corner! Thank you so much! Goodnight!